2 November, 2024 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
The Coach House Theatre
£18 Price includes 12% booking fee
Malvern Theatres
01684 892277


A legendary figure has signed in for out-of-season rehab. Is he the real thing, or another otherwise unemployed actor between Santa gigs?  That’s the set up for this comic celebration by the critically acclaimed writer and performer Terry Victor – a jolly, white-bearded, fat man who has defiantly danced in the dark side of the GROTTO.

“This is a show for grown-ups who have forgotten what it’s like to sit on Santa’s knee and perhaps regret remembering….” (★★★★ STARBURST Magazine).

Unseasonable, unreasonable & unsuitable for brats. “…so funny from beginning to end” (★★★★★ The Audience Club). You can expect ‘more burley than burlesque’ drag, Xmassy rapping and juicy namedrops. This is one for the naughty list, and it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas will never be the same again. Ho! Ho! Ho!